He could rob a bank without a mask and convince the world he never even existed

What’s in the closet mark?

u guys are gonna think i'm crazy but i think that's actually not markiplier..... its-- GUNDAM TANAKA

Eh... I'm not convinced

hi mark fishbach im 8

Please tell me you’re growing it out to donate🤞🏻

Is that what i need? A writing week?? Alright bye

I see Keanu reeves

He's beautifully real ;3 lol

why when I first saw him I thought of eren, I cant be the only one 👀

Is... Markiplier slowly morphing into Keanu Reeves?

Markiplier was always real.

Don't let him fool you! :o

If you think about it he was talking about an unknown project after a Heist with markiplier

Markiplier is real me: well no crap

*iitz been* _one week_

Then what was the point

So basically he's Schrödinger's mark

AHO THIS AINT MARK

you got big ears mark

Im not trying to hate but I mean I like the content but this "scare" videos or whatever it gets hella annoying and again I'm not trying to hate I'm a fan

thats something a non existent person would say

I usually just sit back and watch I rarely if ever at all comment But I have to ask... What?

HEY IS THERE A BODY IN THE CLOSET!? MARK. ANSWER ME. WHY. IS. THERE. A . BODY. IN. THE. CLOSET.

looks like he has less hair now

hmm, still don't think he's real. might need more proof first

lolwhat

Why does Mark look sexier with long hair than short?

ITS BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOUVE LOOKED AT ME DUN DU DU DUDUDUDU DUNDUN

is he real is he not real

I know this was his writing week and they did a good job, but how much weirder would it be if regular videos kept popping up on the channel and lixian "hid" messages in them for the fans. After a little time we get these videos saying Markiplier is real and they don't know what lixian is doin but more of these snippits keep coming through about how mark isn't real? Just thought that's be cool

thank you for the update!

Who is markiplier?

E?

Plot twist:Lunky is in the closet.

Haha

Plot Twist. He's Fake.

"I'm real after all... *or am i* ? [vsauce music plays]

What was that black thing in the bathroom that looked suspiciously like a duffle bag

I don’t believe you! I will only believe once Chica posts the truth! I now she won’t lie for she is a pawlice doge with integrity ( as long as you pay her steak fee for being in the video).

What’s that behind the door?

Ahhhh but dadbot said you aren't real!

The king’s back...

Isn't weird that kubz scouts also watched this

-In 2077 what makes someone a criminal? ... Getting cock

I don't know how to describe it but his voice is just 👌, like he would be great at reading audio books

The cut of "One Week" almost knocked me off my chair.

Is he real though? Are any of us real? What is reality

I'm glad you're real, because I can't handle more decoding and puzzles.

Koi

THEDOORISOPENTHEDOORISOPEN

liar.

Heres my theory he making another youtube movie thing the plot no one knows but my guess is that annus aka markipiler has tooken control of reals markipilers channel just a theory btw

Looks like a 3d render

Where is he going with this..?

...when will Matpat cover this?

look, i don't care if mark is real, not real, three woodchucks in a trench coat or secretly a pigeon wearing a wig - i like his content. and that's that.

Wait WHAT HES Real!!? İ CANT believe it!!! Booogie boogie moment!!!

Hhhhh

its not markiplier, its keanu reeves

Rawrrrrrrrrrr

Yessss ohhhhhhhhh

you guys i think i see someone in the closet tied up on the ground...

Everyone: tHeRe iS a bOdy Me: ... The small lump with a little dongle? That's a human shape???

My favorite movie is smosh

YAY) mark is back(did I say YAY wrong🤔😪)

Asahi is that you????? O. O

guess mark realized the thing he was building up to wasn't getting nowhere so he gave up on it. wish i would have saw where this was leading to. oh well.

Counter Argument: Markiplier is really Duckiplier in evolved form and the only reason we all believe him is cause of his charisma

mark i thought you said you wouldn't leave the door open you promised.

Am I the only one that saw the body in the background

E

WHAT A TWIST!!!!!!!! I-I think...... What the fuck?

listen besides the is he real or not thing the "it's been one week" at the very end made me snort so bad.

Are you in a bad place?

He is... FAKE

tell me why he looks like eren but with a beard

Film/Game theory is gonna have a field day on this

Me: stops watching mark for a month also me: *comes back* woah he needs a haircut

Oh, how lucky you scared us all

Mark: u good? Lixian: no

Mocha Jesus

*IT'S BEEN, ONE WEE-*

Lucian said don’t trust him so I’m not going to trust him

am i just that gullible, or was there a little secret easter egg hunt that actually needed to be "solved?"

Ummmm guys there is something wrong...look closely at the bath tub...what is dat!!!!????

Are we not talking about the body in the back?

See guys he is real after even tho I said theorys who cares we were just exaggerating

Ok

look at the ear on mark on all of his videos and they are pointy like this one mark is REAL or if you think he is fake just unsub from him

Zat beard

mark you scared me so. freaking. much.

I think mark just had to step out of the youtuber life for a week and wanted to make it fun

I feel like I should know what's going on here, can someone tell me what's going on here?

I'm telling u, he finna pull an unus annus on us

This feels like a video at the end of several video chains. Why was this recommended to me.

Was I the only one who was waiting for the "my mom plays fnaf 4"? 👁️👄👁️ 😂😌😂

More try not to laugh vids man keep the funny coming

1. Mark doesn't leave his door open, Maybe its just an occasion who knows. 2. Well whatever that black thing is in the background is blurry even at max p, but my first thought was that it was a dead body...... so is that Markiplier in the back and Mark Fischbach in front of us? 3. I'll go see if Mark has a cat just to know whether to think its a dead body or a cat, I'll choose comedy for now

one week by bare naked ladies is the song that starts playing at the end for anyone else who was wondering